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                 PRINCIPLE OF ECONOMICS                 PRINCIPLES OF PHYSIOLOGY OR
                                                       HUMAN ANATOMY;
             Tigers are being protracted while dogs are
             being killed. Why? Boss, tigers are less in   At the fag end of MAHABHARAT, Mata Gandhari
             number while There is no dearth of dogs,   summoned Duryodhana to present himself before her
             they are plenty. As per rule of economic,   without any cloth. Yes, you rightly heard even not a cloth to
             things which are less in number, are more in   cover his groin area and Lord Krishna made him to cover his
             demand.                                groin area by saying you or she might be felt embarrassed
             how many ova (egg) can a woman produced   seeing you completely naked. Rest is history, Duryodhana
             in a lunar month? 10000 or 1000 or 100s.?   was killed because Bhim attacked on his groin which proved
             Nooooo, only one. Yes, you rightly heard it   fatal for former.
             is just one and how many sperm a man can   Yes, man body consist very weak area called groin and
             produce in a month. Ohh common. I can't   attack on it can be fatal for him while woman doesn't have
             count.  Can you? May be but surely would   such weak point. Even woman body can tolerate more heat
             be a herculean task. It means 1 to 2 billion   or cold (didn't u see woman in function organized in winter
             (100-200 crore) sperm to fertile one ovum.   season). Hahaha, you can say poor joke but it's true she can
             Ohhh, my god, so which is most important   face any kind of season more effectively then man.
             for existence (god), women having limited   Above examples are enough to prove woman is more
             number of Ova or man having innumerable   powerful than man. This world can't match bravery of Rani
             number of sperms. Obviously, it is woman   Laxmi Bai who fought battle with her son on back and 2
             who is most important to this existence.  swords in two hands.



                                                                      HOW WOMEN FORGET SHE
                HOW WOMEN                                         IS POWERFUL AND GREAT?
                CAN BE GREAT?
                                                                  Hahaha. She is tamed same way as elephant is
                                                                  tamed. Consistent effort to inject slow poison
                                                                  of suggestions since centuries made her weak
                                                                  and believed that she can't compete with man.
                 HOW CAN BE? DEAR FRIEND SHE IS.                  How man achieved these feet? By suggesting
             As per Hindu Mythology, every human body             she is weak, she can't stand in a crowded bus,
             consists male and female both. (Didn't you see       she has to be chaste, she is property of man,
             pictures of Ardh-Nareeshwar where in half body of    blablabla.
             Mata Parvati and the other half of Lord Shiva.       She hears all these suggestions since
             Psychologically, thinking is feminine while action is   childhood and start feeling that she is weak
             masculine. It means thought is feminine and action   etc. My dear sister, tell me why you accept a
             based on it is masculine. And I don't have any       seat in a crowded bus offered by man. If he
             doubt by saying thoughts are more powerful than      can stand why you can't? Next time if you get
             action. But what kind of thought makes humans        an offer, refuse, it would be your first step to
             great? Obviously, mercy, kindness, motherhood        come out of this vicious circle. This is just an
             (Mamata) and these are obviously quality of          example, there may be so many such kinds of
             woman.                                               things.
              Can you tell me the name of any person who are      I am not suggesting you to become violent or
             great without having qualities of woman? Be it Lord   become like man. No no, we can't afford so
             Mahaveer, Lord Buddha, Lord Nanak, Lord Christ       many demons, because of you, this nature is
             or our Bapu (Mahatma Gandhi) or more. They           beautiful, I want to emulate you to become
             became great because they possessed qualities of     fair and lovely and also great.
             woman. And Hitler, Mussolini, Mehmood Gaznavi?
             Yes, they are considered cruel despite being         You are the best creation of Ishwar
             powerful. Further she plays second fiddle despite    (God). In fact, Existence (Ishwar) exists
             knowing that she is powerful. She is ready to        in you and because of you.
             sacrifice for her man, her brother or son or father.
             She tries to keep all her dear one happy even if she
             doesn't receive the same from her males.             'kr 'kr ç.kke ÃÜoj
             Moreover, the human race is being upgraded or
             refined due to intense desire of a woman to find
             intelligent, powerful mating partner and not man.    JAI HIND


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